Top 10 Rude Gifts for Men Under 5 Pounds UK – Engagement Greeting Cards

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1. GadgetKing

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Posh Wank Wanker Glove Gift Idea Present for Him Boyfriend Men Man Teenager Wipes Secret Santa Rude Adult

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GadgetKing #ad - Great novelty funny rude gift idea, limited launch price offer for first few customers, price will increase. Posh wanker set - for a really posh wanker, if it was a crime you would be locked UP FOR LIFE. Ideal for the one you love. Check out our other wide range of hilarious novelty gifts by searching our store. Contains a luxury white cotton butlers glove and luxury gold wet wipe.
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Part NumberGadgetKing

2. LimaLima

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Funny Birthday Gift Wrapping Paper for Men Rude Theme 2 Sheets + 2 Gift Tags

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LimaLima #ad - Professionally Printed - 100gsm gloss art paper. 2 sheet pack - the paper comes folded not rolled + 2 gift tags. Size - 50cm x 70cm.
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ManufacturerLimaLima #ad
Part NumberSB_GW

3. Cheeky Chops Cards

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Funny Rude Birthday Card for Men Him Husband Boyfriend Friend 40th 50th C369

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Cheeky Chops Cards #ad - Dispatched same working day before 2pm. Blank inside for your own message. Carefully packaged in clear cello bag for protection. Large a5 cards printed on quality 350gsm card & comes with kraft envelopes.
BrandCheeky Chops Cards #ad
ManufacturerCheeky Chops Cards #ad
Height0.05 cm (0.02 Inches)
Length20 cm (7.87 Inches)
Width15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Part NumberJS269
ModelJS269

4. NotNiceThings

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Hillarious and Funny 40th, 70th Birthday Cards for Men, 60th, 50th, Touch Your Toes Rude Birthday Card for Men

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NotNiceThings #ad - Current: make your loved ones smile with our mens birthday cards that are always in tune with the lastest news, government guidelines, politicians’ faux-pas and other pop culture references. Quickly dispatched: nobody likes worrying about gift last minute so our cards are quickly dispatched to ensure it arrives in time for your special occasion.

High quality: nothing says cheap more than a flimsy feeling card! For guaranteed satisfaction, our mens birthday card are laser printed onto crisp, white, high quality card stock and supplied with an envelope and in a cello wrap to ensure fantastic quality.

Easy to personalise: our male birthday card is blank inside, allowing you to get creative with the message! The versatile design makes them suitable for a wide range of occasions and recipients. Funny birthday card: our husband birthday card is the perfect gift for him, her, parent, coworker or anyone in your life that does not take themselves too seriously!.
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ManufacturerNotNiceThings #ad
Part Number0000
Model0000

5. Brainbox Candy

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Brainbox Candy, Folded, Quality Wrap, Jay Inbetweeners Offensive Gift Wrap for Teenagers Him Her Men Women, 2 Sheets of Funny Rude 'W*nker' Birthday Wrapping Paper

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Brainbox Candy #ad - This item is designed, printed and manufactured exclusively in the UK by Brainbox Candy πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§. Celebrate a special occasion in style with the gift of laughter! Our wrapping paper is perfect for anyone with a sense of humour! Size & quality - 500 x 700 mm per sheet, it is printed on a super quality, thick uncoated 110 GSM paper.

Environmental considerations - Printed on FSC accredited paper sourced from sustainable sources - we love trees! Our wrap comes folded not rolled and is dispatched in a hard-backed, super tough envelope to ensure it arrives to you in pristine condition.
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ManufacturerBrainbox Candy #ad
Weight0.08 kg (0.18 Pounds)
Part NumberBGW049

6. Brainbox Candy

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Folded, Quality Wrap, Brainbox Candy, 2 Sheets of Funny Rude 'Willy Words' Birthday Wrapping Paper, Gift Wrap for Adults with A Cheeky Sense of Humour

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Brainbox Candy #ad - Our wrap comes folded not rolled and is dispatched in a hard-backed, super tough envelope to ensure it arrives to you in pristine condition.

Environmental considerations - Printed on FSC accredited paper sourced from sustainable sources - we love trees! Celebrate a special occasion in style with the gift of laughter! Our wrapping paper is perfect for anyone with a sense of humour! Size & quality - 500 x 700 mm per sheet, it is printed on a super quality, thick uncoated 110 GSM paper. This item is designed, printed and manufactured exclusively in the UK by Brainbox Candy πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§.
BrandBrainbox Candy #ad
ManufacturerBrainbox Candy #ad
Height0.2 cm (0.08 Inches)
Length24.99 cm (9.84 Inches)
Width17.5 cm (6.89 Inches)
Part NumberBGW001

7. LimaLima

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Funny Rude Birthday Card for Him Men Inappropriate Offensive Message Within The Stars! Perfect for Friends & Brothers

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LimaLima #ad - Size - a5 when folded lots of space to add your own personal greeting. Professionally printed - rude Offensive Birthday Card For Him Perfect For Brother & Friend. Quality - professionally printed on thick 300 gsm card with a matt finish. Envelope - included high quality, with the colour matching the card design & occasion. Packaging - packed in a cellobag and dispatched in a hard back envelope to ensure the card arrives in perfect condition.
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ManufacturerLima Lima #ad
Height0.2 cm (0.08 Inches)
Length21 cm (8.27 Inches)
Weight0.02 kg (0.04 Pounds)
Width15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Part Number0965
Model.

8. Central 23

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Funny Birthday Cards for Women, Rude Birthday Gifts for Men, Comes with Fun Stickers, Birthday Card for Son or Daughter, '4 Out of 5 People', by Central 23, Sister Birthday Card

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Central 23 #ad - Comes with a high quality envelope and made with sustainable materials to minimize environmental impact. Birthday card – birthdays are the best time to celebrate and feel grateful for the gift of life.

Blank inside - leaving plenty of room for you to write your own personal message - just make sure it is a nice one! We also include a funny tip sheet to help you write the perfect card! Stickers - we also include a fun central 23 sticker pack to help boost your creativity and make the card personal We're always updating our sticker designs to be the best for your card, so the stickers may vary from the picture.

So why not give the one you love something that will put a smile on their face? Size – this celebration card is 145x145mm and comes with a 150x150mm envelope, sealed in a recyclable polybag. High quality - made and printed in the uk on thick 300gsm card πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ Funny and cheeky design. It is also a great time to take the piss out of your friends.
BrandCentral 23 #ad
ManufacturerCentral 23 #ad
Height0.5 cm (0.2 Inches)
Length15.5 cm (6.1 Inches)
Weight0.03 kg (0.07 Pounds)
Width15.5 cm (6.1 Inches)
Part NumberCC554
ModelCC554

9. Brainbox Candy

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Rude Insulting Birthday Card for Men, Perfect Brother Best Friend Mate Him Boyfriend Partner Husband, Inappropriate, Brainbox Candy, 'A Few Words'

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Brainbox Candy #ad - Perfect for anyone with a sense of humour! Size & quality - 120 x 170mm, printed on a super quality 260 GSM board. Dispatched in a hard backed super tough envelope to ensure it arrives to you in pristine condition. What’s inside - blank inside for your own lovely message and comes with a quality envelope see images. Environmental considerations - printed in the uk πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ on FSC accredited board sourced from sustainable sources - we love trees! Celebrate a special occasion in style with the gift of laughter with our funny cards.
BrandBrainbox Candy #ad
ManufacturerBrainbox Candy #ad
Height0.1 cm (0.04 Inches)
Length14.8 cm (5.83 Inches)
Weight0.02 kg (0.04 Pounds)
Width10.5 cm (4.13 Inches)
Part NumberBOARD021
ModelBOARD021

10. Central 23

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'F**king Fossil', Central 23, Funny Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Cards for Mum Dad Son Brother Sister, Comes With Fun Stickers, Humorous 30th 40th 50th Bday Cards

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Central 23 #ad - Stickers - we also include a cute central 23 sticker pack to help boost your creativity and make the card personal We're always updating our sticker designs to be the best for your card, so the stickers may vary from the picture.

Size – this celebration card is 145x145mm and comes with a 150x150mm envelope, sealed in a recyclable polybag. Happy birthday card – birthdays are the best time to celebrate and feel grateful for the gift of life. So why not give the one you love something that will put a smile on their face? . Blank inside - leaving plenty of room for you to write your own personal message - just make sure it is a nice one! We also include a funny tip sheet to help you write the perfect card! It is also a great time to take the piss out of your friends.

High quality - made and printed in the uk on thick 300gsm card πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ Nice and Naughty design that comes with a high quality envelope. Made with sustainable materials to minimize environmental impact.
BrandCentral 23 #ad
ManufacturerCentral 23 #ad
Height0.5 cm (0.2 Inches)
Length15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Weight0.03 kg (0.07 Pounds)
Width15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Part NumberCC356
ModelCC356