Top 9 Stupid Gifts for Men UK – Retractable Ballpoint Pens

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1. hongred


Hongred Multi Tool Pen Gifts for Dad Gifts for Him, Birthday Gifts for Her, Teacher Gifts, 6 in 1 Pens Gadgets for Mens Gifts Grandad Fathers Day Gift, Gifts for Men

hongred #ad - We provide quick and satisfactory customer service so you can buy with confidence. Give joy - hongred stands for the transformation of current trends into sophisticated products, always with a focus on harmonious design and creativity. Perfect gifts - this product is very suitable as a father's day gifts, boys and teenagers, It's perfect secret santa gifts, daddy gifts, grandad gifts, graduation gifts, gifts for women, christmas gifts and valentines day gifts.

No risk after-sale service - we guarantee a full refund within 60 days and free exchange. And to answer all questions about products and services. For making notes, for measuring and screwing - available in many other colours - line width M 1. 0 mm -4 refills writing length: 2, as a touch pen, 000 m.

Good quality - made of high-grade aluminum alloy to ensure quality and durability. Pens - the original multitasking ballpoint pen from hongred, tool pen, centimetre and inch ruler, planning aid and tool box in one, slotted / phillips screwdriver, with different scales, 1:20 m and 1:50 m scale, stylus and spirit level diameter: 10 mm - Overall dimensions: 150 x 10 mm diameter - packed in high-quality gift packaging. Funny and beautiful gifts make people happy.
Brandhongred #ad
Manufacturerhongred #ad
Part NumberHRGY

2. Silly Sentiments


Mix & Match, Wide Range of Funny and Rude Pens Stupid People

Silly Sentiments #ad - These lightweight pens with push button action, silver trim, rubber grip and moulded shape were engineered for a comfortable writing experience. Made here in the uk, all our pens are produced by us, from designing to packing and posting, we ensure every pen that leaves us is perfect!.

Ginger and proud for that special red head in your life! Colour ans size - these pens have a medium nib and will stand out in vibrant orange. Ballpoint pen - the curvy ballpoint pen has a frosted finish in orange with a silver trim. Made in britain - made with love, banter & humour.

The perfect gift - are you in need of a silly pen? is it a friends birthday? Or do you have a colleague who loves stationery? Get them pens that won't already be in their pen holder! Novelty gift – these pens will be a favourite as a gift for friends and colleagues and certainly strike up a conversation in the office. Supplied with black ink.
BrandSilly Sentiments #ad
ManufacturerSilly Sentiments #ad
Height1.5 cm (0.59 Inches)
Length14 cm (5.51 Inches)
Width1.5 cm (0.59 Inches)
Part NumberPEN



4.5 x 3.25-Inches: Fill-in-the-blank Journal, Knock Knock Why You're My Bestie Fill in the Love Book Fill-in-the-Blank Gift for Best Friend Journal

ABRE #ad - Complete each line and voilà: you have a uniquely personal gift a BFF will read again and again. Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket; 4. 5 × 3. 25 inches; 112 pages. Knock knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, creativity, and whatever else they can think up—their mission is to bring humor, books, and smarts to everyday life. This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe why your best pal is the bomb. Make it as sly, silly, or sweet as you choose! Cute best-friend gifts don’t get any better—for BFFs old and young alike.
BrandABRE #ad
ManufacturerKnock Knock #ad
Height8.26 cm (3.25 Inches)
Length12.07 cm (4.75 Inches)
Weight0.02 kg (0.04 Pounds)
Width1.91 cm (0.75 Inches)
Part Number50072

4. Boxer Gifts


Workplace Mood Swings Flip Book:: 1

Boxer Gifts #ad - These little smiley faces and amusing icons are a very useful way to show your mood. Emoji Flip Books. Hang on a wall or place on your desk. For when words just aren't enough….
BrandBoxer Gifts #ad
ManufacturerBoxer #ad
Height13.9 cm (5.47 Inches)
Length24.9 cm (9.8 Inches)
Weight0.35 kg (0.77 Pounds)
Width1.6 cm (0.63 Inches)

5. Filthy Sentiments


Office Desk Accessories, Funny Pen Set For Colleagues, Funky Stationery Quirky Gift, 5 Pack of Ballpoint Pens

Filthy Sentiments #ad - Made in britain - made with love, all our pens are produced by us, from designing to packing and posting, banter & humour. It is the perfect gift for anyone who hates work and has a great sense of humour.

These lightweight pens with push button action, silver trim, rubber grip and moulded shape were engineered for a comfortable writing experience. Made here in the uK, we ensure every pen that leaves us is perfect! Supplied with black ink. The perfect gift - are you in need of a silly pen? is it a colleagues birthday? or do you have a friend who loves stationery? Get them pens that won't already be in their pen holder! Novelty gift – these pens will be a favourite as a gift for friends and colleagues and certainly strike up a conversation in the office.

Size and variations - These pens have a medium nib and come in bold black or vibrant pink. 5 pack ballpoint pens - the curvy ballpoint pen has a frosted finish in Matt black with a silver trim.
BrandFilthy Sentiments #ad
ManufacturerFilthy Sentiments #ad
Height2 cm (0.79 Inches)
Length15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Weight0 kg (0.01 Pounds)
Width11 cm (4.33 Inches)
Part NumberPEN4724

6. Boxer Gifts


Boxer Gifts Old Age Past-It Notes | Funny Gift for Retirement Birthday Christmas Secret Santa,

Boxer Gifts #ad - Lets get real – this is a novelty, joke shop product and is unlikely to make much of a difference to your hearing so don’t blame us when the grandkids continue to shout at you for being deaf! Who am i? what am i doing here? – find yourself asking these questions? memory like a goldfish? sorry to break it to you, family member or colleague approaching a milestone age? Whether it’s for a 40th, these past-it notes ensure that you never forget essentials such as ‘get washed’ and ‘put your teeth in’ ever again! Hilarious old age gift – get a friend, retirement, you old git but you’re losing your marbles! Grab your past-it notes and never forget your essentials again! Never forget your essentials – perfect formulated and designed for old gits, Christmas or secret santa, 50th or 60th birthday, these hilarious joke pants make a great gift that’s sure to make them laugh!.

BrandBoxer Gifts #ad
ManufacturerBoxer Gifts #ad
Height2 cm (0.79 Inches)
Length21.5 cm (8.46 Inches)
Width15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Part NumberBB1005

7. Super Mario


Pencils Sharpener Erasers Ruler and Small Notebook, 15+ School Supplies Stationery Pencil Case, Super Mario Pencil Case, Large Pencil Case Filled

Super Mario #ad - These pencil cases are made with high quality material, they are lightweight and practical with a very resistant zip and a cool mushroom-shaped zip puller. What's inside - the kids pencil case contains 2 x pencils for children, 1 x ruler, 12 x colouring pencils, 1 x erasers for kids, 1 x pencil sharpener and 1 cute notebook.

Perfect boys gifts for all Super Mario fans. Large capacity pencil case - this fantastic pencil case for boys has 3 big compartments containing all the stationary supplies for writing and colouring. And their unique design has been designed and produced exclusively for F&F Stores. Official super mario merchandise - looking for cool gadgets for teenage boys? these cool boys pencil case with the cool print of Mario and Luigi are fully licensed by Super Mario merch. Super mario gifts - are you looking for teenage boy gifts or stocking fillers for your son, ruler, erasers for school, pencils for school, nephew, grandson or for a school friend? This cool pencil case boys with colouring pencils for kids, pencil sharpener for kids and the kawaii notebook is fully licensed by the famous brand and make great gifts for boys for a birthday and any occasion.

Hurry up, you won't find the same big capacity pencil case in another shop, make sure there'll be one under your Christmas tree. Limited edition - this cute pencil case is the perfect gadgets for kids who loves Super Mario! It has been produced exclusively for our store in limited edition, hurry up and get the fantastic pencil case large with all the school supplies before it sells out.
BrandSuper Mario #ad
ManufacturerCalego #ad
Part NumberFFESS07804LGF

8. Find Your Own Magic


Gratitude & Wellness | Inspirational, Mindfulness Self-care Journal to Boost Happiness, Wellbeing Birthday Gift for Women | Find Your Own Magic Diary

Find Your Own Magic #ad - Achieve your goals - the special monthly goal tracker will help you discover and structure your goals, analyse progress and keep you accountable. The wellbeing journal promotes gratitude, self-love and self-awareness.

One tree is planted for every journal sold. Premium paper quality - 160 pages, great for writing and drawing. A 12-month experience - explore a different technique every month to increase productivity, enhance the quality of your life and become your best self. Any dream or idea! We support reforestation. Makes a beautiful positivity & motivational gift for anyone! - A happiness journal and a productivity planner for setting goals and achieving anything in 2022! Hand-drawn illustrations by award-winning Elizabeth Ermenkova.

Effective and simple to use. Enjoy your life right now - the guided journal presents multiple mental health practices which have been scientifically-proven to relieve anxiety and light that happy spark.
BrandFind Your Own Magic #ad
ManufacturerFind Your Own Magic #ad
Height21.7 cm (8.54 Inches)
Length15.5 cm (6.1 Inches)
Weight0 kg (0 Pounds)
Width2 cm (0.79 Inches)
Part Number01

9. Huxters


Recyclable Paper with Envelope, Fun Greetings Card, FSC Certified and Sustainable, Rude Gift for Him or Her, Cheeky and Funny, Huxters ‘Screw Wisdom’ Humourous A5 Young and Stupid Birthday Card

Huxters #ad - Minimalist design: our quirky slogan birthday card features a cheeky quote with unique lettering that will make your card stand out! The uncoated paper is easier to write on and is fully recyclable so that you can purchase with confidence.

High-quality stationery: huxters is dedicated to providing premium stationery, office supplies, and greetings cards. Funny greetings card: gift your loved one on their birthday with Huxter’s ‘You is Adulting’ novelty card! Complete with an envelope, this A5 card has plenty of space to write a birthday message, making it perfect as a group card. Environmentally friendly: all huxters cards and envelopes are crafted from recyclable paper and are FSC certified. Our aim is to produce carbon-neutral products and sell greetings cards in a sustainable fashion with compostable polybags packaging.

All cards are manufactured sustainably and feature exclusive Huxters designs that are perfect for every occasion. Perfect for friends: huxters’ cheeky birthday card is perfect as a gift for your friend or sibling in their 20s or 30s! With a simple design and funny slogan, this humorous card is sure to tickle your loved one’s funny bone.
BrandHuxters #ad
Height0.2 cm (0.08 Inches)
Length21 cm (8.27 Inches)
Width14.8 cm (5.83 Inches)
Part NumberHX1149